Thursday, April 11, 2013

Your Favorite Joke

Furry friends always understand
Do you have a favorite joke? Here are two of mine:

A little boy walks up to his teacher's desk, report card in his hand, serious look on his face.
"What's wrong, Jeremy?" says the teacher.
"Well, I don't mean to scare you, teacher, but my daddy says if my grades don't improve, SOMEONE'S going to get a spanking!"

Maggie says to her husband, Tom one morning at breakfast, "Do you know what day this is?"
"Of course I do!" Tom barks, then rushes out the door.
At 10 a.m., Maggie receives a bouquet of long-stemmed roses delivered to her workplace.

photo by divawhispers
At noon, she receives a box of Godiva chocolates.
At 3 p.m, she receives a phone call from Tom, asking her to meet him at their favorite restaurant for supper.
After a remarkable meal at a secluded table, Maggie hugs Tom and says, "Oh, honey, thanks for the flowers, the chocolate, and now the supper! This is the best Groundhog Day I've ever spent!"

Do you have a favorite joke? Please share it. We love to laugh!