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| Furry friends always understand |
A little boy walks up to his teacher's desk, report card in his hand, serious look on his face.
"What's wrong, Jeremy?" says the teacher.
"Well, I don't mean to scare you, teacher, but my daddy says if my grades don't improve, SOMEONE'S going to get a spanking!"
Maggie says to her husband, Tom one morning at breakfast, "Do you know what day this is?"
"Of course I do!" Tom barks, then rushes out the door.
At 10 a.m., Maggie receives a bouquet of long-stemmed roses delivered to her workplace.
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At 3 p.m, she receives a phone call from Tom, asking her to meet him at their favorite restaurant for supper.
After a remarkable meal at a secluded table, Maggie hugs Tom and says, "Oh, honey, thanks for the flowers, the chocolate, and now the supper! This is the best Groundhog Day I've ever spent!"
Do you have a favorite joke? Please share it. We love to laugh!
Ha! I especially loved the teacher one! Good laughs this morning~
ReplyDeleteI can never remember good jokes well enough to tell them, but I love yours! They started my morning off with a chuckle. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI love these jokes. I wonder if the wife ever told the husband the truth about what day it was. The teacher one is cute. I, also, don't remember jokes very well.
ReplyDeletehaha... i like the jokes... thanks for sharing..
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, lol
ReplyDeleteI'm cut out of the same cloth as Barb & quietspirit above. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, dear friends.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
Jen
Hi Jen - Thanks for the laughs! I like the following joke:
ReplyDeleteA little boy comes dashing out of his room, breathless. "Mom, is it true Adam was made from dust?"
Mom: "Yes, it's true."
Boy: "Well, there's someone either coming or going under my bed."
Hugs,
Susan
P.S. There's a surprise for you over at my blog today. :)