Monday, November 19, 2012

I Love my Hips


I Love My Hips

For the first time in decades, I’m not worried about my hips getting larger as the holidays approach. I love my hips. I feel sorry for all those skinny-as-a-preacher’s-wallet supermodels slinking down the runways in their pencil skirts. They’ve never discovered the splendid uses of hips.
In my hipless days, if I wanted to tote a box of Christmas decorations from the backyard shed to the house, I had to carry it in both arms, like a hug. Made navigating across the yard a bit rough since I couldn’t see where I was stepping. Now I simply perch the box on one hip, shelf-like, breeze across the yard, open the door with my free hand, and collapse.

Hips are also useful for bouncing hungry or colicky babies while stirring macaroni on the stove. Without hips, you’d have to plunk junior or princess in their highchair and listen to them wail while you tried to fix supper. A ton of macaroni has been rescued from burning by the marvelous invention of hips.
I discovered my favorite use for hips on a recent visit to see my grandchildren. I sat down on a playground swing and realized that there was no danger of me falling out, no matter how high I went. My handy hips had me wedged in tighter than a sailor on shore leave. But I knew I’d never go back to being hipless again when my six-year old grandson stepped behind me to push. In his innocent-of-evil voice he said, “Grandma, you’re easy to push, because your bum is so big!”

That’s why you won’t find me refusing mashed potatoes or eggnog this holiday season. How can I let my little guy down? I do wish they’d find a way to get me out of this swing, though.
As you've grown up, do you love your body more than you used to?

How are you spending Thanksgiving?




  1. Thank you for giving me a good chuckle this morning!! No, I don't love my body, but I've learned to accept it.

  2. This is great. I've lost over 150 lbs. in the last four years, and have become a workout fanatic. I've realized through all that that while my body will never be what I envision as perfect, I love it like it is because God loves it and He made it. I just have to be a good steward of it.

    We are spending Thanksgiving as we have my whole life; with family, extended family, and whatever friends any of us have who need a family haven this holiday. I know yours will be wonderful, too!

    1. Wow, 150 lbs? That is marvelous! Good for you, Shelly.

      Have a lovely Thanksgiving!

  3. Oh, how I wish I could say I was no longer concerned about the size of my body. But I am.

    What a fun post though, Jeanette!

    Happy thanksgiving to you & "yours" (and your hips, too)!

  4. I love my hips too! You are a funny lady.

    Spending Thanksgiving with my family.

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Jeanette!

  5. Loree: Glad to hear it! You too, dear.

  6. Ha! Your grandson...LOL. Which, apparently, you did. Lucky for him. :D

    You've got a great take on this topic, my friend. Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your MPs and the eggnog.

  7. A woman's hip is something to be thankful for on thanksgiving!

  8. Kids know what's important! LOL!

    I've solved the whole Thanksgiving overeating thing by taking a spoonful of everything and a slice of turkey. Of course, a modest portion of pie and an Italian pastry also made it onto my dessert plate. :)


Oh, it's YOU! I'm so happy to see you here today, and look forward to reading your comments.