A lever on the side of my bed, attached
to a huge spring under the mattress. When my alarm clock goes off, it activates
the lever, and the spring propels me into my closet, where I canon into my
clothes. By the time I wake up, I’m dressed and ready for the next invention. .
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| Those bad hair days get you down! |
A helmet that squirts mousse,
scrunches and styles my hair, then applies the perfect amount of hairspray to
keep the style in place all day. Now I’m ready for my coffee with another great
contraption. . .
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| Coffee love |
A hose runs from my fridge—where
I keep the coffee beans—to the grinder. At 5:30 a.m., the hose sucks a
pre-measured amount of beans into the grinder. The grinder crushes the beans, and
another hose transports the coffee from the grinder to the coffee maker. A
third hose from the faucet to the coffee maker pours water into the coffee
maker. It flips on and brews the coffee. A robotic arm comes out of the wall
and pours the coffee into a mug, then puts it on a conveyor belt, which travels
to the loveseat where I sit each morning to read my Bible and pray.
The only trouble is, if the
electricity goes out again, I’ll be forced to dress myself, fix my own hair,
and prepare my own coffee. How primitive!
What are your favorite inventions?
