This one does:
Pens that run out of ink.
Rude waitresses.
Dudes who spit huge slimey wads out car windows (I NEVER see a female do this. Do men have more spit than women?)
People who talk on cell phones while they are doing business with you.
Those who think their mission should also be your mission.
Please, be my guest and add one of your own.

BTW, I live in Paris, IL, not France.
But I've no complaints about that!