I resent it that some refer to me as a “crazy cat lady” because
I own four felines, while those who own the same number of canines are called “dog
lovers.” But I’ll set aside my resentment for a minute to share a fun list of 10
quotes regarding dog lovers and cat people.
1.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get
eight cats to pull a sled through snow. –Jeff Valdez
2.
Dogs come when they’re called. Cats take a
message and get back to you. –Mary Bly
3.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down
on us. Pigs treat us as equals. –Winston Churchill
4.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards
who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. –August Steindberg
5.
Never sit with a cat in your lap when your wife
turns on the vaccuum cleaner. –John Small
6.
People that hate cats will come back as mice in
their next life. –Faith Resnick
7.
Dogs do not use computers. They can’t stick their
heads out of Windows 98. –Unknown
8.
A cat isn’t fussy, so long as you bring her milk
in the shallow, rose-patterened saucer and fish on the blue plate. From which
she will take it and eat it off the floor. –Arthur Bridges
9.
I have a great dog. She’s half lab, half pit
bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite my leg off, but she’ll bring it
back to me. –Jimi Celeste
10. If
you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and
then giving Fido only two of them. –Phil Pastoret
Are you a dog lover, a crazy cat person, or both?
