I never allowed my kids to say the word "Butt," contending that it was vulgar and ignorant. Now that I'm older, I find myself using it, albeit sparingly, as the occasion merits. This is one such occasion.
Call me vulgar and ignorant if you will but I had fun writing this. So there.
I'll tell you what
When my butt
Gets on the chair
I'd love to
Leave it there.
NO! to another coffee break,
NO! to the urge for chocolate cake.
I need to let ideas bake
In this oven-like brain.
I need to keep my butt
On the chair
Not here, there or anywhere
Else.
Should that be so hard?
jel, copyright 2010
