Since I know you're wild with curiosity to find out who pinches my patience and why we call chicken breasts chicken chests, I agreed to A 5-Question Interview with the lovely Jill Kemerer on her blog today.
That was a lie. Jill asked me, and I said yes.
I love her Five Question interviews on Wednesdays, and was thrilled when she invited me to join her.
I hope you have fun reading my nutty answers!