I found a rock in my purse today. I don’t mean a pebble or a
wee stone that jumped onto my key chain when I dropped it in on my front porch. I mean a rock the size of a tangerine, defiantly staring up at me
from under a pack of tissues, a compact, and fourteen breath mints, jeering “mwahahahaaha!
I am the reason your purse has felt so heavy since Christmas—you forgot to take
me out!”
It was right. My pastor husband’s Christmas Eve sermon was
about setting up memorials in our hearts to the Lord. He gave each of us a rock
to place in a prominent place in our home, as a reminder that Jesus is “Emmanuel—God
with us.” Mine never made it out of my purse.
You can tell a lot about a woman by what you find hiding in
her purse.
And if you find a sassy rock, you’ll know she’s someone too
busy to clean out her purse more than twice a year, is married to a preacher, and has to go to the chiropractor every month due to a too-heavy purse.
How about you? What interesting items would
we find in your purse today?
