Friday, February 26, 2010

Preacher Joke to Start Your Weekend



Do you like preacher jokes? This one came from Michelle Medlock Adams, one of my favorite cheerleaders in the Body of Christ:

A church had undertaken a huge building program which would cost millions of dollars.

One day the phone rang, and the secretary answered it.

Through the receiver boomed a deep Southern accent. "Let me talk to the head hog of the whole trough!"

"Sir, if you are referring to our pastor, we never speak about him in such terms. He is an anointed servant of the Lord, and we show honor and respect to his position. I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same."

"Well," the voice hollered,"I heard about y'alls building program, and I wanted to donate a million dollars."



As fast as the Southern sun melts a puddle the secretary interrupted, "Well, how about that? Here comes Porky now!"

Happy Weekend,
Jen
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16 comments:

  1. Jody HedlundFebruary 26, 2010 at 6:51 AM

    Hah hah!! Love it!! Thanks for brightening my morning! :-)

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  2. Wendy Paine MillerFebruary 26, 2010 at 7:12 AM

    You are too much fun. I wish I could memorize jokes.
    ~ Wendy

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  3. UnknownFebruary 26, 2010 at 8:22 AM

    Haha! That is funny!

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  4. Jan ClineFebruary 26, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    Great joke. Good way to start the weekend. Have a blessed one my friend.

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  5. Susan J. ReinhardtFebruary 26, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    Hi Jen -

    I've heard this joke, but it was just as funny the second time around.

    Blessings,
    Susan :)

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  6. Jill KemererFebruary 26, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    Ha! Good one! Thanks for the laugh!!

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  7. The Red Brick FarmhouseFebruary 26, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    ROFLOL! I love that one! E-mailing it to our Pastor. :> )

    Blessings, new friend~
    Laura

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  8. Patti LacyFebruary 26, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    Great joke, made better by the fact that by your own words, you are a sow!!

    See ya manana!!!
    Patti

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  9. NancyFebruary 26, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    What a great joke. I thought it was over before the punchline. (My computer was covering it up.)
    That made it even better.

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  10. Tamika:February 26, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    HA! I'll have to share this with my Pastor!

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  11. Shannon O'DonnellFebruary 26, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    Ha ha ha! I'm copying/pasting this and sending it to my pastor! :-)

    Have a great weekend.

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  12. Karen LangeFebruary 26, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    Too funny! Thanks for sharing it:)
    Blessings,
    Karen

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  13. Donna M. KohlstromFebruary 26, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    Thanks for the giggle that put a smile on my face and my day!

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  14. KarenFebruary 26, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    Ha! Love it. Don't we act that way...like children, especially when it's something we want. Have a good weekend.

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    ::giggling::

    Carol

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  16. quietspiritMarch 1, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    Jen:
    You made me laugh! This is so funny.

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