Friday, February 26, 2010

Preacher Joke to Start Your Weekend



Do you like preacher jokes? This one came from Michelle Medlock Adams, one of my favorite cheerleaders in the Body of Christ:

A church had undertaken a huge building program which would cost millions of dollars.

One day the phone rang, and the secretary answered it.

Through the receiver boomed a deep Southern accent. "Let me talk to the head hog of the whole trough!"

"Sir, if you are referring to our pastor, we never speak about him in such terms. He is an anointed servant of the Lord, and we show honor and respect to his position. I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same."

"Well," the voice hollered,"I heard about y'alls building program, and I wanted to donate a million dollars."



As fast as the Southern sun melts a puddle the secretary interrupted, "Well, how about that? Here comes Porky now!"

Happy Weekend,
Jen

16 comments:

  1. Hah hah!! Love it!! Thanks for brightening my morning! :-)

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  2. You are too much fun. I wish I could memorize jokes.
    ~ Wendy

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  3. Great joke. Good way to start the weekend. Have a blessed one my friend.

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  4. Hi Jen -

    I've heard this joke, but it was just as funny the second time around.

    Blessings,
    Susan :)

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  5. Ha! Good one! Thanks for the laugh!!

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  6. ROFLOL! I love that one! E-mailing it to our Pastor. :> )

    Blessings, new friend~
    Laura

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  7. Great joke, made better by the fact that by your own words, you are a sow!!

    See ya manana!!!
    Patti

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  8. What a great joke. I thought it was over before the punchline. (My computer was covering it up.)
    That made it even better.

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  9. HA! I'll have to share this with my Pastor!

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  10. Ha ha ha! I'm copying/pasting this and sending it to my pastor! :-)

    Have a great weekend.

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  11. Too funny! Thanks for sharing it:)
    Blessings,
    Karen

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  12. Thanks for the giggle that put a smile on my face and my day!

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  13. Ha! Love it. Don't we act that way...like children, especially when it's something we want. Have a good weekend.

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  14. ::giggling::

    Carol

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  15. Jen:
    You made me laugh! This is so funny.

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