An Airline Joke and a Winner

"Only twelve seconds airborne?" said Orville to his brother, Wilbur Wright. "But my luggage is stuck in Denver!"

The winner of my Choose Your Prize Drawing is..........

Carol Garvin a romance writer from Canada. Congratulations, Carol! I hope you enjoy your prize.

Have you ever had your luggage "rerouted" when you traveled? To where would you most love to fly? What kinds of prize drawings most entice you?

Preacher Joke to Start Your Weekend

Do you like preacher jokes? This one came from Michelle Medlock Adams, one of my favorite cheerleaders in the Body of Christ:

A church had undertaken a huge building program which would cost millions of dollars.

One day the phone rang, and the secretary answered it.

Through the receiver boomed a deep Southern accent. "Let me talk to the head hog of the whole trough!"

"Sir, if you are referring to our pastor, we never speak about him in such terms. He is an anointed servant of the Lord, and we show honor and respect to his position. I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same."

"Well," the voice hollered,"I heard about y'alls building program, and I wanted to donate a million dollars."



As fast as the Southern sun melts a puddle the secretary interrupted, "Well, how about that? Here comes Porky now!"

Happy Weekend,
Jen